August 31, 2014
Status report!

It’s been eight months since I post anything, and when I do it’s two years out of date. I guess I’m overdue a little explain-yourself, huh?

August 23, 2014
Two (and a bit) years in the making…

Out of the primordial sludge comes something foul; something depraved; something no man ever dared to see again on this earth… … a new Random Hoo Haas update!? Yeah, erm, this took way longer than it should half. There’s a couple of new Games I Own reviews, and a brand new General Writing all about […]

January 4, 2014
ONM Remembered – #190

“Looks like Wario’s gonna have a head-to-head with a penguin.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 58 (July 1997)

January 2, 2014
ONM Remembered – #189

“Imagine if Saddam had one of those? Game Over, USA. BZZZACCCK!” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)

December 31, 2013
ONM Remembered – #188

“I am pleased that games – whether they come in plastic cases or not – help prevent children getting into scrapes outside on the streets.” from N64 Magazine issue 41 (May 2000)